12 Days Xmas Carol

On the 12th days of xmas, my PITCH TALK gave to me: 

12 Leeds defeats 

11 Chelsea bosses 

10 Chocolate brownies 

9 Notts unbeaten 

8 rubber chickens 

7 Johnny's flops 

6 Arsenal losses 

5... diving... cheats 

4 lollipops 

3 gay men 

2 jaymie baileys 

& the gman.. tossing off airrrr